Terminator Salvation = WW2 Modern Warfare FAIL!

Se lo imaginaba usted de alguna otra manera?
Se equivoco epicamente..

Aqui la reseña..

Despite of being a fan of Jay Sherman in The Critic - something I recommend you to watch in case you love the movies and feel constantly betrayed by Hollywood producers- I went to see Terminator Salvation, The Ultimate insult to Christian Bale's Career..

I already knew that the whole movie was as fake as Schwarzenegger's dong less appearance / trap for Christian Bale's Sony portable.. Was it a PSP?

Anyways.. I wasn't expecting much from someone named "McG".. (Personal note: Dude you are too withe to wear that name, and if you tried to be the Eminem of the black directors.. You failed.. Instead get a hold on Michael Jackson plastic surgeon or something.. You surely need it now since you tried to get away with how many? 6 nukes rigged with plastique or some kind of C4 cord?..) OK Back to the topic..

You can run from any blast nowadays but.. Fly over not 1.. but 6 nukes with a helicopter?
I can tell that you didn't played CoD 4 Modern Warfare, or you would know better that helicopters and nukes don't work well together..
I don't even care about the "Magic Negro" you pulled with Jadagrace Berry.. No one even noticed the fact that the trigger went missing.. NO ONE!


After the complete failure Catwoman was - I'm not talking about Haley Berry's Boobs.. Ohh god knows I'm not.. - but after too many down sides, there should be some kind of progress in filming or writing a gazillon dollars movie..

I was wishing something more from the writers.. If you saw Net 2.0 and didn't die or explosively vomitted all over the place after the excrusiating 5 minutes long title sequence with a girl running away from gun fire.. You'll know what I'm talking about here..

"My kind of magic Negro"

I mean.. there is no human interaction with the machines in Skynet HQ right?

I'm ok with the fact that you left the installations as clean as any futuristic Sci Fi scenario.. But without the human element.. Why there are no bugs or webs or RATS!?.. we are talking about san francisco right? Why everything looks SO sterile.. and WHY THEY NEEDED ALL THAT STEAM AND FIRE ARROUND IN THE SLAVES SCENE?"Add fire for the T5 Salvation Effect"

I know machines are evil.. but you really needed that much fire?
There is also a big discrepancy between the "WW2 POW Corridors" to the "Hermetic" feel of a lock up in the next scene.. I would expect something equally rusty.. Besides, there is no human to sweep the floors of slaves remains or poo.. are they? No sign for a bathroom either..
So they got eaten by the machines, or turned into Sam Worthington's brothers and sisters shortly after they got caught.. Maybe they provided their prisioners with diapers.. Hell I don't know..

And about the always clean clean halls I thought that maybe they have those small squeaking bots like in Starwars.. (Personal note: I want one of those..)

Anyways.. The epic fail of human / machine interaction, and also a major security hole in this plot and the whole story..

USB ports..

COME ON!!
Computers should know better about their deffects!
I know that Skynet is a rip off from Hal 2000..

Hal 2000:"At least I had a smooth voice!"

Should I point out the fact that there are NO HUMANS providing Maintenance to the machines.. Even if they were employing the slaves as tech support like almost all companies do today.. WHY USB PORTS THEN?

"I can kill Skynet Dog!"

The whole plot works arround computers talking to each other in some kind of short wave frequency. In a real life scenario everything could be handled by a Main Frame if you knew some chemistry and the current atomic theory - for some reason..

Depicted: A computer from McG's Point of view

- If a half machine / cop killer like Sam Worthington could use it.. Any Mac user can use it.. right? they are Half machines too.. Right?.. Right?

The bottom line is..
In jay sherman words (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qOUqaVp1Gg8)

"After roman numeral 2 give it a rest"..

"If the movie stinks just don't go.."

And in this case I recommend "Not to screen it near an open flame.."

Thanks for reading!